Things we do for love…

What’s goody? What’s goin dine? Hope all is well on your end, things are oh so lovely on mine! The NBA Finals are going to game 7 and it’s been a pretty exciting series so far despite what the ratings and big city meat munchers say. But I’m not gonna lie, I haven’t been able to pay attention this year how I normally would.

You see ya boy is married now (I’m actually writing this while on a flight to celebrate my first year anniversary 😊) and for my fellow homie hubby’s you already know that means you get roped into watching wifeys shows half heartedly, acting like it’s a visual version of waterboarding, but in reality you’re locked into every story line, detail, backstory, and piece of drama involved. Don’t get me wrong, she’s watched her fair share of the women’s and men’s college World Series, the US Open and the Finals of course…but I’ll damned if I miss another possible landing of Hurricane Huda!

That’s right! Love Island has me in a ~name redacted because he’s racist~ chokehold right now! For those of you living the life off of this televised narcotic, Love Island is like if you trapped new WNBA male fans and actual WNBA players on an exotic island and they were actually somewhat romantically interested in each other. I know that seems far fetched, but trust me the levels of toxicity are there at the very least. This season of Love Island has started out hot! Just like this years Cleveland Cavaliers but if it was actually the Lakers, y’know very impressive…but there’s actually people talking about it. (There’s basketball fans reading this just now finding out that the Cavaliers won 16 games in a row earlier this year). Anyways, Love Island is the absolute IT topic of Twitter! And that’s saying something because this is Twitter in the year 3 AE (After Elon), not to mention it’s drawing more attention than whatever Trump headline is taking place in the moment.

Wait…is Love Island a MAGA ploy to distract us from absurd happenings going on the world of Trump at the time? coughs from potential asbestos exposure (look it up…it’s real) 🤔 whatever, this shit is boring, let’s get back to Love Island.

These young 20 something year olds are leaving themselves vulnerable to the world to witness them navigate romantic and friendly relationships, while showing off their sexual prowess and strategic mindset.

Oh and there kissing! A lot of tongue kissing! Like a lot of it! I mean I’m not a prude or anything, but before this past year if you would’ve asked me to describe what a “freak off” is, I would’ve described Love Island! (I had no idea that baby oil was a necessity) Anyways, with as much sexual activity going on, there has to be an unlimited supply of mono meds and penicillin on hand up for grabs. I’m serious! I’m literally expecting a highly tense and dramatic episode to happen later this season where a mouth herpes outbreak spreads amongst the villa and everyone argues about who started  it! (P.S. why isn’t anybody talking about you know who with the open you know what already on his lip???)

Imagine if Barbie and Ken had an unlimited SHEIN and FashionNova budget and lived out their wildest dreams, that’s what Love Island is! My favorite character in the show this season is Ace, mainly because he be teaching those Pakistani men how to dance on Instagram and tiktok, but also because he’s the only one that occasionally just dresses like a real nigga! Like I know you’re on this exotic island with attractive women who are often scantily clad, and you’re not exactly rockin the dad bod like myself (90% of the dudes on this show look like they count calories for fun and treat beer like it’s a reverse dose of Professer Klumps weight loss potion), but you can wear a pair of jeans and tee shirt every once in a while. These dudes got more matching sets than a nail salon in downtown Houston!

Anyways, I have more to say about Love Island but my baby is dragging me away from my phone to go get active in this all inclusive resort buffet 😎 (can you say “unlimited beers and hash browns 😋) But if you didn’t get anything out of this, know that I love y’all and JESUS LOVES Y’ALL TOO! Thanks for kickin it with me!

Romans 8: 38-39