The SociaList 7/20/25
- Dizzle Stax
- Jul 28
- 8 min read
What's goody? What's goin dine? Hope all is well on your end as you read this! Blessings have been bestowed on me so I will never complain! We haven't done a SociaList countdown in a while so I figured I'd bless y'all with what I've been blessed with on Social Media this past week, so let's get started!
Lil' Sebastian gets DOWN!
Listen, before this week I had no idea that there was such thing as a "therapy horse" but if you would've described them to me my last guess is that they would be musical geniuses! I feel like whoever had the idea to mix Lil Sebastion and Stevie Wonder, and place them in a children's hospital, was probably sneaking some of the happy meds for themselves as well! This video gets better and better each time you watch it, because that lil pygmy horse is having the time of it’s life motor boating them keys! And if you’re a kid waking up to that how are you really feeling? I’m pretty sure I’d feel like I was hallucinating in some bizarro world where 7 clowns surrounded me trying to strip off my socks and tickle my toes on some Christian Wilkins shit!
5C and 2B get NAAAASSSTTTYYYYY
I'm sure everyone's TikTok feed right now is either revolving around "Nothing beats a Jet2 Holiday" or "I'm your....NASTY DANCAH!" Well Ms. @honeybthatsme decided to hop in on the trend with her twin.
~ Ok pause really quick, what's up with the slang nowadays? Why are people calling their significant others "fine shyt" and "my ball" wtf does any of that shit mean? Gen Z holla at ya boy cuz I'm curiously dumbfounded at the moment. And then at one time y'all was calling each other "twin"...NIGGA...y'all do understand twins shared the same womb together right? I'm not calling my wife my twin, that's incestuous as hell! Matter of fact, bring Muni Long ass here too and tell her to get to explainin some things cuz she might be the ring leader!~
Ok back to our regularly scheduled programming, I really shouldn’t even have posted this video because once my wife sees it she’s gonna want to get matching jackets and do the same thing. Except the only dance I can do is the “cry baby” and I normally only do that with her in private. But on the cool, I do need to find out what hair products they’re using, because even though ya boy is bald, I’ve been thinking about getting a jherri curl put in on my beard to switch up the game on y’all niggas for 2026!
World of DumDum’s
You know I’ve said for the longest time, that we weren’t meant to know or understand just how many stupid people there could possibly be on this earth. Back in the day before social media, you had the few dumb people that you went to school with or worked with…and then maybe you went off to college or moved to a different town and then talked with your new friends about your old dumb friends, and y’all would just reminisce on y’alls dumb friends together. But as @LurkAtHomeMom mentioned on Twitter, we now know how dumb literally EVERYONE is! Now you can hop on Facebook aka Boomerbook and just watch two dumb bitches telling each other “exactly!” But I mean it’s somewhat all good, because without this internet thingy y’all wouldn’t get a glimpse into all of the dumb ass stuff that I think is funny or that frankly just floats through my dumdum of a brain. So yea…it’s alot of us dummies out here, but at least we have AI!
RIPs of the week
Man the grim reaper was busy up in Hollywood this week! First we lost Theo aka Malcolm Jamal Warner, a true staple to the black community and legendary actor, RIP to that boy. But that didn’t compare to how the white’s world was shook up later in the week, they lost Ozzy Osborne and Hulk Hogan on back to back days! Now I ain't gonna lie, although I am somewhat decently versed in the things that my Caucasian brethren enjoy, I never really indulged in Ozzy’s art and antics outside of his reality show he had on MTV back in the gap. And honestly, shoutout to him because if you would’ve asked me back then I wouldve guessed he might have 3 months left to live based off of how he seemed on that show. Also, did you know that supposedly Ozzy had an affair back in 2016??? Can you imagine Ozzy literally whispering sweet nothings in your ear? Emphasis on the “nothings” because I could never understand a word that mf was saying! Either way, RIP to the Prince of Darkness, unless he might’ve did or said some racist shit in the past…which brings me to the Hulkster.
The worlds first wrestling superstar was a hero to most fans around the world, and even though he wasn’t a hero of mine, I did always give him his props because getting to that point of popularity with your signature move being a bitch ass leg drop was pretty impressive. And I always respected the hustle especially when he turned heel and went over to nWo, that’s when I fucked with him the most. Even though Hulk wasn’t an absolute fave of mine it was kinda sad to learn later that he was pretty racist and said some fucked up things in the past. I’m not gonna get into any particulars here, y’all can do your googles if you want, but just know, ain’t no RIP’s coming from me on this one. Oh and btw…my lil town I’m from has 3 Dairy Queen’s DAMMIT!
New Longhorn Special!
Now although my hometown has 3 different Dairy Queen’s, we only have one Longhorn Steakhouse (and we just got that mf a year ago). But I ain’t gon hold you…Longhorn does it’s thang every time I enter it’s vicinity! And they have a variety of different dishes you can choose from, but just know anything you get parmasean crusted is gonna SMACK every time! Matter of fact, I’m with @richvirginworld on this, just parmesan crust the margarita rim at this point! And really, it probably wouldn’t even be that bad, hell it’s people out here drinking dirty martini’s and that ain’t nothing but spiked olive juice! Matter Matter of Fact Fact (or Matter of Fact^2 for my math freaks) I might come out with a line of cocktails called ‘Savory Sips’ for my alcoholics looking for a lil twang from their drinks. For my feature cocktail I’ll hit up Caesar and we’ll line the glass with his dressing!
Delilah the Trap Queen
There’s nothing much that I love more than karaoke, and one of my favorite things to do is go to karaoke and go hard on some soft rock or boy band shit and leave the crowd jammin wanting more. But what I never thought about doing was putting a lil razzle dazzle on some caucasoid classics like homie here in @abathingpapichulo’s TikTok. What y’all might not realize is that no matter how much rap and R&B we may listen to, all black people have some undeniable favorites across other genres that we absolutely love. For example, “All For You” by Sister Hazel is gonna get jammed ALL DAY EVERY DAY in the Stax household. So seeing this dude turn up to “Hey There Delilah” really ain’t that surprising to me. And honestly I’m a lil disappointed in the lack of enthusiasm coming from the crowd, had I been in there we woulda been front stage lit denna bitch with the OG! (I realize “denna” ain’t a word but you sounded it out and felt me knockin)
Freaky Ahhh Promo
I’m sure every young wrestling fan always dreamed about cutting a promo with their favorite wrestler growing up. So I’m sure when this dude signed up for the meet and greet with Scott Steiner, he didn’t imagine that he would get the chance to stand side by side with Big Poppa Pump himself and trash talk their opponent. But maybe if we’re gonna make this a thing, how about we give them a teleprompter or some cue cards…and not let go off on some freaky fantasy tangents they’ve been conjuring up alone in their basement while they stared at their Scott Steiner, Sunny, and Sable posters they had hung up on their walls. You know it’s bad when Scott Steiner is the voice of reason, THAT NIGGA CAN’T EVEN COUNT!
Booker T has probably seen alot in his day…in fact he himself knows a thing or two about messing up during a promo, but I’m pretty confident he hasn’t been threatened with STD’s before.
Scared Straight
Ok this one shouldn’t be as funny as it is, but imagining someone bouncing off the walls and being threatened into behaving just by showing them a picture of Lil Durk is hilarious but also simultaneously reasonable. I mean, maybe Durk has scared a few people in his lifetime for other reasons, but seeing these eyes pop up randomly would do it for me!
But don’t mind me, the big sweaty nigga that sung “Gangsta’s Paradise” with Coolio used to give me nightmares as a youngin. Maybe I need to be in a psych ward myself…
Kirk and the Cookie Monster
Well trump and his administration have been cutting funding to numerous programs around the country, but one of the most notable ones has been PBS. And yea it kinda sucks, but at least one good thing to come from this is that the Cookie Monster has found Christ and turned his life over to God! I mean the baptist church has been looking for new ways to get more youth involved and coming to church and they’re leaving no stone unturned! But maybe they could’ve at least worked out a whole praise dance routine for the Cookie Monster! My guy is just up their freestyling to Kirk Franklin, and everyone else is just straight up chillin! And see that’s the problem nowadays, people act like they too good to praise the Lord! You mean to tell me you see the Cookie Monster pop locking to the “Stomp” remix and you can't get up outta your seat?!? I done seen people catch the Holy Ghost for less, that’s all I’m saying!
But what if it tastes good?
Alright my last social post comes from @maximasarce on TikTok and this ones specifically for my freaky ahhh seafood lovers out there! I mean points were made in this one, cuz I ain’t gonna act like I’m too good for a lobster tail myself…but y’all niggas suckin the head on them crawfish are doing entirely too much (pointing at my wife). I feel like “but what if it tastes good” is a statement that has traveled a good ways since the origin of man, and I don’t think I’m being extreme when I say that it’s fine for us to stop here. There’s no need for us to wonder if anything else on this earth “tastes good,” there’s been enough trial and error and honestly we’ve probably over-indexed on both trial and error alot more than we should have.
Alright that’s all I got for y’all this week, thanks for kickin it with me! Make sure y’all go follow these accounts posted, they were funny enough to make it here so I’m sure they got some other interesting stuff posted on the socials. Speaking of the socials, go follow me on TikTok/Twitter/Instagram @dizzlestax10k, I’m private on Insta and TikTok but if you seem cool I might let you into this dopeness that I call life! I’ll holla at y’all later tho, and if there’s anything that @maximasarce and I want you to remember, it’s that I love you AND JESUS LOVES YOU!
Romans 8: 38-39
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