BBL DIZZLE

What’s goody? What’s goin dine? Hope all is well on your end, I must say I’m living very blessed over here. I got some dope stuff coming to the website here pretty soon so I’m pretty excited to share some of that content with y’all. We gon keep growing this thang day by day, but make sure when you check out this Bread Baby shit that you share this dopeness with a friend…WITCHA GREEDY ASS!

Now a week or so ago this dude named Champagne Papi or something like that happened to go viral after posting a picture of himself showing off his “abs” on Instagram. As you would imagine this picture would send the hip hop world in a frenzy, but not in the way you would originally expect. You see, Mr. Papi…ok nevermind I’m not calling this nigga Papi! You see, Drake has appeared to have surgically enhanced his body to make it seem as if his 6 pack abdominal muscles were all natural. While in reality they’re about as natural as the candy that RFK is tryna ban us from eating (damn I wish Skittles really grew on trees).

First off, I’m the last one to know anything about a six pack…but I don’t think them shits is supposed to have a bulge! Real spill, homies stomach has an erection! Second off, (I know that’s not correct but it sounds hilarious to me so let me cook) Drizzy you just gotta lean in my guy! It woulda been alot more dope (forgivable) if the caption woulda been a remix of Remy Ma’s lyric in her semi-hit song ‘Conceited’

• SIDE NOTE - As a young 15 yr old teenage lad, I thought it was impossible and dare I say elite CAPISM when Remy Ma pushed that young gentleman’s face down while she was driving in the ‘Conceited’ video. But knowing now what we all know about Remy Ma…that shit is 100% FACTOIDS!

Capism 

cap-ism

1. A false statement to the most extreme extent

Factoid

fak-toy-d

1. A true statement to the most extreme extent

Ok but third off, can we really blame Drizzy for this behavior? I mean he’s made it well known in numerous songs that he either had or is willing to pay for his women to get their body enhanced (although he will not pay for any reductions). I mean what if he has a coupon card, in which after you’ve hit 10 BBL’s you get one free surgery, and in this instance he decided to spoil himself with a lil glow up?!?

I mean could you really blame him? He’s out here handing out all of these blessings, God forbid a man want to take the easy way out and get himself a lil pack pack! But see here’s where I get to my last point and the mistake that Drake actually made. Last off, Drizzy is just ahead of his time! Remember when BBL’s first became popular? Originally you’d see a woman who may have been portly, or just simply had more lbs than needed, like a 1990s Pittsburgh Steelers defense. These women would go and get these surgeries and come back looking completely different all for the better. You could look at a before and after pic of them and say, “you know what…good for her!” Then it developed to where the women with no curves started indulging in the activity and it was like, “ok I see what you did there.” And NOW it’s so open and normal that all types of women are going and getting their bodies did, sometimes two or three times over! It’s almost as if it’s like a disease or something! But you feel me knocking now right? You can’t be an average built nigga and go and get your body did! Be a real man and go work for that shit! Now a nigga like me? A nigga that ain’t sportin a six pack but is kicking it with a keg….a nigga that was rocking the dad bod before becoming a dad…a nigga with a gut….THAT’S THE TYPE OF NIGGA THAT CAN GO AND GET A SURGICALLY INSTALLED ABDOMEN AND IT ALMOST BE EXCUSABLE! That’s it right there, if you have a GUT, maybe that surgery is cool for you to get away with. But as of right now, we’re not at the point in the timeline where regular niggas can pop out on some Build-a-Bod shit! So if you’ve already bought half of your six pack from Dr. Miami, I’m sorry but maybe you need to put that off for another couple of years or so. Because if not, you gon get these jokes just like Drizzy!

Alright that’s all I got for y’all this week, I don’t mean to cut y’all short but ya boy is on vacation again! I told y’all I’m BLESSED (and broke)! But thanks for kickin it with me and as always I love y’all and JESUS LOVES Y’ALL TOO, even you Drizzy! Deuces! ✌🏾

Romans 8:38-39